The Squirrel Bordello

I have squirrels in my attic. They scratch a lot and make a bunch of noises, thumps and bangs and EEEHHHH!! EEEHHH!! You know what they are doing when you hear those high pitched squeels.

I have this mental image of the squirrels all standing around on two feet. The lady squirrels wearing devastatingly sexy saloon girl dresses trimmed in red ribbons and black lace with sweeping feathers or bright red roses by their ears. The gentleman squirrels leaned against the beams smoking little squirrel pipes and wearing a dashing little top hat.

In my imagination I see the squirrel couples make eye contact before nodding to one another and meeting behind the dust bunny above my bedroom.

Yes the squirrel bordello is definitely a happening place.